I Love Andy's Parties

I watched two videos this weekend that made me laugh. I couldn't decide which one to post, so I'm posting both. I don't usually like to do that; I don't like how two videos stacked on top of each other looks. Then I realized the global recession is, in reality, a depression, three more Canadian soldiers just came home from Afghanistan in boxes, there's genodice, rape, infanticide the world over; perhaps two videos on top of each other really isn't that big of a deal. It's called perspective. I suppose it means I'm maturing.

The first video is not really a laugh out loud video, but it's really funny, and stars two of my favourite people, H. Jon Benjamin (whom you all know I love since I've talked about him many many times) and Todd Barry. Aimee Mann turns up, too. She isn't one of my favourite people, but I like her, so it's fine.

The second video is a laugh out loud video; at least I laughed out loud, a lot. I was taking my vitamins when Jemaine said "I'm Brian" and I almost choked on them. Is that irony? Taking a pill that's supposed to make you healthy and then dying because you choked on said supposed healthy pill? I think it might be...Anyway there are countless songs out there with my name in the title; this is now my favourite (sorry, Donovan!)

While I'm on the topic of videos I watched this weekend, I also saw this one. I've never ever watched Jackass; the few clips I've seen are insanely stupid, it's just not something I find funny at all. So I have never seen this, nor have I ever heard about it, and it was only after a google search that I even realized it was a Jackass prank (well, it's very obvious that it's a jackass prank, but I think you know what I mean.) All I can say is there are a number of men I'd do before Brad Pitt - he's on my list, don't get me wrong, he's just not at the top - but goddamn that man is hot. The way he says "abducted" gets me all hot. It's better not to think about that too much, I think...


I mean I've certainly been at the airport before and I've been in a stall whether to, you know, take a steaming dump or a raging piss, but I, I never thought about using it as a place to bust a nut.



I still walk a lot but I'm not eating as many sandwiches as back then...